Thursday, July 17, 2008
24: THE MOVIE trailer; it's 24 meets THE CONSTANT GARDNER minus everything great about THE CONSTANT GARDNER
TERMINATOR SALVATION and BODY OF LIES trailers
While waiting for my screening for THE DARK KNIGHT began a few nights back, Warner Bros. treated us to a few select trailer. These included Ridley Scott's new action drama BODY OF LIES starring his BFF Russell Crowe and Leonardo DiCaprio. The other one we received was a nihilistic view of the future in the teaser trailer for TERMINATOR SALVATION starring Christian Bale, Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin and a handful of others equally talented. Seriously, I confessed my love for Christian Bale as an actor before but this man isn't doing his job if he isn't resurrecting a dying franchise every couple years.
My DARK KNIGHT review will be up when I finally get everything I want to say out, which probably means next year but I'm shooting for tonight. Also, I'm watching the new John C. Riley/ Will Ferrell comedy STEP BROTHERS tonight so I'll try to have that review out up in the next few days too. For now though, enjoy these trailers for two highly anticipated films.
TERMINATOR SALVATION
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Just Leaked: THE SPIRIT trailer; catch it before it's gone
Yep, you might've seen that sneaky teaser trailer a few months back, well THE SPIRIT now has a full length trailer. Since it's still not an official release it could get pulled down so watch it below while I still have it. And below that is the teaser trailer from a while back if you never caught that.
Well, there it was, what did you think? Me? Well, it's different and that's definitely good, but how good? I want the final film to feel like some sort of cinematical revelation. Not necessarily something epic, but something new that will jumpstart a certain part of the film industry to innovate further. Yep, that's what I think. And here, is the teaser trailer which is a little more... tame.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
If two new BURN AFTER READING posters don't lighten your mood, then maybe these nudes pictures of Agent Scully will
Let me apologize for there are no such nude pictures of Gillian Anderson/Agent Scully, but man would I love to see them. I do, though, have two new posters for BURN AFTER READING and they are both equally...quirky. Feel free to click on them to enlarge them.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Update: MAX PAYNE trailer shoots two guns at you while jumping through the air in super slo-mo !! And now, so do the photos
CHOKE on some of this red band trailer
CHOKE, one of the several Palahniuk books I haven't read yet. So far, I've completed FIGHT CLUB and HAUNTED both of which were fun reads but HAUNTED really didn't hold up for me in the end. Back to CHOKE again, a spankin' new red band trailer has been released for CHOKE and it basically shows as much uncensored footage as a red band trailer possibly can though scenes are still censored! This movie is going to be a riot, I can just feel it- not exactly the best word choice but it fits. The trailers have both shown very few scenes of actual choking, though and I'm not even going to cue you in on the plot if you don't already know. Check out the new red band trailer HERE and also check out the official site CHOKEonThis.net for all kinds of CHOKE goodies like photo galleries and cast info.
You think maybe I could replace one of your legs with an assault rifle? I'll tip ya...
I do too look like Captain Sparrow
It doesn't help that the meat was blessed by a Rabbi
This isn't so much a caption as it is me confessing my admiration and attraction to Kelly MacDonaldOUTLANDER trailer; before there were Cowboys and Aliens, there were Nordic Vikings and Aliens
I like Jim Caviezel. He seems like one of those "no nonsense" actors I'd group together with others like Christian Bale and Guy Pearce. Anyhoo, he's starring in a new film called, OUTLANDER. Don't get this confused with last year's PATHFINDER which or WALKER: TEXAS RANGER Season 4. This film will most likely not open as big as 300, maybe along the lines of 10,000 BC, but I can assure you it will be better than 10,000 BC, by far.
The story is of Kainan (Caviezel) whose space craft crash lands in Norway in 709 AD. A humongous space dragon also crash lands and Kainan basically work with the Vikings of the land to destroy the monster, Moorwen. I think the trailer look really cool though I always seem to like historical fiction, especially historical science fiction, especially medieval historical science fiction. Click HERE to watch the trailer for the most electrifying make believe Nordic tale of all time.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
New Entertainment Weekly TWILIGHT cover makes me gurgle vomit
Entertainment Weekly has released their cover for the upcoming issue and it features a GreenHouseFilmReviews' novel/film favorite, TWILIGHT. Something to notice about this cover: it has some of the best and worst make-up jobs I have seen in a nationwide publication. Where as Kristin Stewart/ Bella Swan looks better than ever with her sharp make up and elegant dress, Robert Pattinson/ Edward Cullen looks like the somnambulist Cesare from DR. CALIGARI. It's the hair, the face, the body, just disturbing and creepy. I think I may even describe Edward as disgusting in this picture which is completely not what you want the promo shots for TWILIGHT to conjure in the minds of the target market.
Now, I decided to go ahead and tidy up the promo cover myself for Entertainment Weekly a little and bring out and improve on some of the better elements of the picture. You be the judge, better 1, or 2?
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